After I was reading my email today, the computer automatically goes to a site where there are articles of interest.  I like “weird news” and an article caught my eye about a man who has been arrested for possessing child pornography on his computer.  He is trying to blame his cat!  He says that he would leave the computer unattended and when he would return he would find strange things downloaded!

My goodness gracious, if that happened to me, I think I would delete those “strange things” that the cat had downloaded!

Play him off, keyboard cat!