While I was on the time.com website reading about OJ Simpson’s well deserved consequences, I noticed an article immediately following his about a Milan fashion show, featuring the so-called top 10 looks for spring.  Out of mild curiosity as to what these crazy designers have in mind for our women folk, and a natural male desire to look at photos of pretty women, I decided to take a look at what the fashion designers have in store for us. 

I swear that fashion designers must hate women!  I have never seen so many ugly clothes in all of my life!  These new styles are simply pathetic.  I hope that the women who even THINK about buying clothes like that go seek professional psychiatric help!  I think I’m going to have nightmares now!